Online Dating Woes

As a 22 year old going on 30, I’m sorely disappointed in world of online dating. I leave you with these kind, parting words:

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

[Matt Groening](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Groening)

It’s a seller’s market for the women out there. Next in line, please.

6 thoughts on “Online Dating Woes”

mingaling on July 13, 2005 at 9:01 am said:

Those ice weasels can be bastards. Also, that site is scary. Shell out the bucks for match.com or nerve. You know that whole "you get what you pay for" thing.
Tiasha Barik on July 13, 2005 at 7:46 pm said:

What? You’re 22? It’s okay. Mom will find you someone.
Roslyn on July 14, 2005 at 5:49 pm said:

As someone you recently labelled as "uncommitted", I must say that you barely put yourself out there. If you really think that all you have to do is fill out a survey and browse through some pictures to find the love of your life then it’s no wonder you’re still single. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Good luck with that.
Daniel on July 14, 2005 at 11:07 pm said:

That’s okay, she was chubby anyway.
Titus Barik on July 14, 2005 at 11:46 pm said:

Roslyn, how exactly did you meet your current boyfriend again?
mingaling on July 15, 2005 at 9:53 am said:

Did I mention that she sucks and you’re so better off not meeting her anyway? Oh, then yeah.